OMFG Best Pork Chops Ever!


Chicken. Beef. Chicken. More beef. Ribs. Chicken. More chicken. Chicken again. Beef. ….

Day in. Day out.
On the quest for something other than beef or chicken for dinner, I’ve finally perfected pork chops!

Thank God!

What you need:

4 Boneless Pork Chops
Shredded Mozzarella
Minced Garlic
Corn Flakes
Salt & Pepper

and vodka.

So simple!

First things first:
Preheat oven to 375*
Make yourself a drink.
My drink tonight?
Vitamin water 🙂
……with VODKA!’s cheap vodka, I know..

And no one knows it’s vodka since I put it in a coffee cup. Clearly, it’s coffee.

Ok, next.. Distract the children..

20140327-202025.jpgGive her a spinny-chair in Daddy’s “Man Cave” & put Frozen on and she’s distracted for hours!

20140327-202232.jpgHe’s easy to distract. 🙂

OK! Let’s get back to the chops!!!
I never measure anything so just a couple globs of mayo in a bowl (I’d guess a 1/2 cup).
Add about the same amount of shredded cheese and a little spoonful (the strawberry shortcake spoon is probably 2 teaspoons).
Mix it up!

Fill a gallon ziplock bag with some cornflakes.
Salt and pepper your chops.


Slather the mayo mixture on each chop and plop them in the bag to coat with cornflakes.
I like those words.



Place chops on a greased cookie sheet and bake for 25 minutes.


Seriously. The most amazing pork chops I’ve ever had!



…see? It’s just coffee!


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