I just had to post this. My daughter loves to draw and color. What kid doesn’t!? She was so proud she came running to me with utter excitement! She said ‘look mommy’ and handed me the paper. I immediately saw a penis. I said ‘oh! …what is it?’ Just anticipating what could possible come out of her mouth. And then she said it. Loud and proud.. ‘IT’S DADDY!!!!’
I lost it.
And actually semi-accurate. Daddy has been called a dick a time or two!